When youre part way through designing something to be made from wood and realise all the dimensions are to the power of 2.

Quote:
...When you subconciously think that there's nothing behind mountains or that anything far away is a 3D skybox.

You're so right.

Seeing misaligned floors in real life and thinking, Damn noobs...

Thinking that only the part of the world that is visable to you at a moment is the only part that is loaded.

When you look at a reflective surface and try to figure out where the nearest cubemap is.

Closing the toilet door and asking yourself if there's a hint brush for better performance...

lpfreaky90 wrote:
Closing the toilet door and asking yourself if there's a hint brush for better performance...

I can't say and of my toilets have doors.

I stuck a turret on a toilet, does that make me crazy?

You know you've been doing too much hammer when...
your staying at your parents' for <Holiday Name Here> and when your mother tries to wake you up, you see your mother in the door opening and you think "why is only the shadow model used". Before you realize: "Ah! I'm at my parents, my mother is in the door opening and I have to wake up".

Real story

MasterLagger wrote:
I stuck a turret on a toilet, does that make me crazy?

Indeed!

MasterLagger wrote:
I stuck a turret on a toilet, does that make me crazy?

Probably.

I spent time remaining in an exam last year exactly working out how I would remake the exam hall in Hammer, props, lighting, textures and everything.
Shame I never went home and actually did it xD

You look at the time it's 6:00pm, then look again later it's 3:00am. You wonder to yourself, "Where did the time go?" Then you get of the office chair, finding a lage dent in it you think, "I can't have done this!". After that, you get to bed falling asleep like a ton of lead in quicksand. Then like he said

chickenmobile wrote:
When your dreams consist of making stuff in hammer.

Last you wake up thinking you finished your project but quickly getting a grip on what had happend.

This Happened way too many times to me.

When you remodel a house, and are a little surprised that when you take out a wall, there isn't nodraw behind it, just a lot of pointless detail

When suddenly you realise that you are actually mapping more than playing the game!

Today I've checked that my hours mapping are the same than my hours playing Portal2!! my god.

josepezdj wrote:
When suddenly you realise that you are actually mapping more than playing the game!

Oh shoot! While I have played both Portal 2 and Hammer significantly less than you have, I might be in trouble:

Portal 2: 10.5 hrs last two weeks / 126 hrs on record
Portal 2 Authoring Tools - Beta: 52.6 hrs last two weeks / 404.3 hrs on record

That's 3,2 times as much Hammer!

I usually constantly run Portal2 as I map so I have:

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chickenmobile wrote:
I usually constantly run Portal2 as I map so I have:

iWork925 wrote:

hehehehehe.... that was funny!

***"iWork925

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Looks like he is died before he finished his work.