Not sure if genious troll or retarded.

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Brainstone
401 Posts
Posted Jun 21, 2012

Someone added me on Steam and I should confirm the friendship. I did that, curious who it was. I asked him/her, he/she did not answer. Tonight, I started the authoring tools, when said person invited me to a Portal 2 match. Then the following converstaion took place. My chat partner typed incredible slowly, I needed to wait ca. 50 seconds for each of his answers. It was such weird, have a look at the conversation:

lamcglynn1: YES
Brainstone: tell me who aou are please
Brainstone: before I accept this invitation
Brainstone: *you   <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: CAN YOU YOUS CHETS
Brainstone: You mean console commands?
Brainstone: For this you need to type 'sv_cheats 1'
Brainstone: into the console
Brainstone: and the  there will be multiple other commands <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: YES LIKE PORTAL PLACENT NEVR FALE
Anruf von lamcglynn1 wurde initiiert.
Anruf mit lamcglynn1 wurde beendet.
lamcglynn1 hat den Anruf beendet.
Brainstone: where are you from?
Brainstone: if it is germany, we could make things simpler <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: ILUNOY
Brainstone: ?
Brainstone: which country?
Brainstone: also, how old are you?
Brainstone: I suppose, somewhat around ten -.- <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: I DONT NO
Brainstone: this is really getting ridicolous.
Brainstone: read this if you are interested in all kinds of possible "cheats":
Brainstone: http://forums.thinking.withportals.com/mapping-help/useful-console-commands-for-mappers-t6643.html  <120 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: DO YOU PLAE MINECRAFT
Brainstone: ...
Brainstone: before I answer you, a simple test.
Brainstone: You need to solve a riddle
Brainstone: and then I can be sure that you are above ten years
Brainstone: ...what is not probably of you don't know what your homecountry is :(    <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: uuuuuuuuu i dont getit
Brainstone: Ok, I take this as "yes" ^^
Brainstone: here comes the riddle:
Brainstone: The teacher goes into her new class for the first time at the start of the year.
Brainstone: And meets two girls, looking exactly alike.
Anruf von lamcglynn1 wurde initiiert.
Brainstone: Same hair colour, same voice, same face and so on.
Anruf mit lamcglynn1 wurde beendet.
lamcglynn1 hat den Anruf beendet.
Brainstone: She asks: "are you twins?"
Brainstone: they answer: "no."
Brainstone: they are not lying.
Brainstone: What are they?   <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: novembr twuny secint
Brainstone: Aha... By the way: I have my headset not around right now. that's the reason I don't answer your calls.
Brainstone: The solution is: they are triplets.
lamcglynn1: noo ritl
lamcglynn1: plees
Brainstone: Okay: Here is an ultimatuum: It's been fun, but if you do not tell right now, in which country you live and how old you are, I will delete you from my firend list.
Brainstone: I hope you know, what an ultimatuum actually IS.  <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: haw bawt you voys hc at the riddle
Brainstone: hey, I just found my headset.
Brainstone: You can call me now, if you want. I hope I am able to understand you.
Anruf von lamcglynn1 wurde initiiert.  <I accept and hear absolutely NOTHING>
lamcglynn1: yes  <60 seconds waiting time from now on>
lamcglynn1: mi mic is not wrking
Brainstone: awesome.
Anruf mit lamcglynn1 wurde beendet.
Brainstone: Don't take this personally.
Brainstone: But I will end right now.
lamcglynn1: trie ugen
Anruf von lamcglynn1 wurde initiiert.
Anruf mit lamcglynn1 wurde beendet.
lamcglynn1 hat den Anruf beendet.
Brainstone: Either you are a ingenious troll, or not able to understand what a troll is.
Brainstone: Bye.

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RubyCarbuncIe
303 Posts
Posted Jun 21, 2012
Replied 8 minutes later
Well, by the look of it "ILUNOY" is the state Illinois in the U.S, he/she spelled it pretty much like it's pronounced. My guess is some kid who doesn't understand much of anything at this point in their life, I'm no expert on trolling, but I don't think this person is doing it right if they are.
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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jun 21, 2012
Replied 3 hours later
Holy hell, I've encountered someone with similar typing "mistakes" before. Although, I would never give out specific information about myself when asked.

My niece is 9 yrs. old and she can spell better than THAT. My guess: Trolling 10 yr. old.

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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Jun 21, 2012
Replied 1 hour later
He was probably typing with one finger trying to find letters and was very young. Genius I think not.
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msleeper
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Posted Jun 21, 2012
Replied 24 minutes later
Also: German.