You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Jul 18, 2012
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FelixGriffin wrote:
When you are surprised that you have two shadows from different lights, since Portal 2 only allows one env_projectedtexture at a time.

That is still very possible to do. Ahem Dynamic lights Ahem

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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Jul 20, 2012
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When you feel a draft while sleeping and say your blanket is leaked. Then think what the compile log would look like if it was real.
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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Jul 21, 2012
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When you're playing other games and wondering how you could re create them in Hammer.
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MasterLagger
1,695 Posts
Posted Jul 21, 2012
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portal2tenacious wrote:
When you feel a draft while sleeping and say your blanket is leaked.

Every time I read that first sentence.

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Villethemina
40 Posts
Posted Jul 25, 2012
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BenVlodgi wrote:
we have a lamp in my apartment.


/OT

And yeah I have seen dreams of mapping once even though I have mapped only like 0,01% of the amount that anyone else has

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dmr121212
9 Posts
Posted Aug 08, 2012
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...you look at your "this session" time and it says 25+ hours w8 no that for too much portal... u could be using it to test ur chambers from hammer
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tanger2b
70 Posts
Posted Aug 08, 2012
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When you're at a baseball game, and they turn on the big lights so they only hit the field, and you think of how stupid they are for putting too many light_spots looking at the same place and nowhere else.
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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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Wouldn't they be npc_spotlights?
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Another Bad Pun
516 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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Alexander Bell wrote:
Wouldn't they be npc_spotlights?

DERP

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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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Another Bad Pun wrote:
Alexander Bell wrote:

Wouldn't they be npc_spotlights?

DERP

He called them light_spots, though.

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Another Bad Pun
516 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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Light_spots are the correct lights for that situation, actually. You must be thinking of point_spotlights, which don't actually emit any light. They are only a little particle that you can use when you want to make a light's origin and direction visible to the player in the game. (Think back to the old aperture spotlights.)
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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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Another Bad Pun wrote:
Light_spots are the correct lights for that situation, actually. You must be thinking of point_spotlights, which don't actually emit any light. They are only a little particle that you can use when you want to make a light's origin and direction visible to the player in the game. (Think back to the old aperture spotlights.)

Oh. lol, shows what I know.

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Vordwann
767 Posts
Posted Aug 09, 2012
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When this movie title describes less than half of the places you've mapped at.

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Alexander Bell
306 Posts
Posted Aug 27, 2012
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When you're writing a research paper for school about chickens and you think "I'll just type ent_info npc_chicken into the console"
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Aicxe
69 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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When you stop saying "there are decent PTI maps"
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wstrika
200 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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HalfPortalLife3 wrote:
When you're writing a research paper for school about chickens and you think "I'll just type ent_info npc_chicken into the console"

When you make an alternate account on this forum because you just like "helping" people that much, regardless of being banned.

The creation of your new account conveniently coincides with the same date msleeper was in the hospital. A nice opportunity for you to try to sneak back in here undetected, what with the person who banned you being away:

Nice of your pal tanger2b to keep you posted on the happenstances of msleeper's life, by the way:


Thread ID #7296, "ITT: Posting from post-op"

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FourthReaper
356 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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wstrika wrote:
When you make an alternate account on this forum because you just like "helping" people that much, regardless of being banned.

The creation of your new account conveniently coincides with the same date msleeper was in the hospital. A nice opportunity for you to try to sneak back in here undetected, what with the person who banned you being away:

[Proof]

Nice of your pal portal2tenacious to keep you posted on the happenstances of msleeper's life, by the way:

[Proof]

Outch, awkward... Nice research wstrika.

One thing I don't get though, is that you said Bell was banned, yet he posted here, not the HalfPortalLife3 fella' you quoted. What's up with that? Did he just get his acount converted back? Because Bell's account states he last visited on the 20th, yet that post was made the 27th. Wtf is this conspiracy?

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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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FourthReaper wrote:
yet that post was made the 27th. Wtf is this conspiracy?

I think I accidentally changed the poster of that post because I was looking at other people with the same IP's.

Alex Bell is definitely banned.

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UsCobra11
272 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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Anyways... back on the topic.

After the first 3 weeks of school, I decided to throw out all of the useless stuff in my binder. I found a 20 page packet shoved in the far back that I didn't need anymore. I thought to myself, "This will decrease compile times greatly."

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ChickenMobile
2,460 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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USCobra11 wrote:
After the first 3 weeks of school, I decided to throw out all of the useless stuff in my binder. I found a 20 page packet shoved in the far back that I didn't need anymore. I thought to myself, "This will decrease compile times greatly."

After I finished school I burned all my schoolwork. Then I thought that I optimised my life from unused objects.

(not really: just wanted to tell people I burned my school work)