When your alarm goes off and instead of clicking "snooze" you think "ent_fire alarm Volume 0"
And nice job wstrika.
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So I guess I was right. Go figure.
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wrathofmobius wrote:
When your alarm goes off and instead of clicking "snooze" you think "ent_fire alarm Volume 0"And nice job wstrika.
Why not just "volume 0"? Then nothing will make you up.
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portal2tenacious wrote:
Why jot just "volume 0"?
Because that would turn you into a trigger 
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... you sit in school writing a test and you think:
"Okay, now let's parent the pen to my hand!"
"Okay, now let's parent the pen to my hand!"
... you want to go through a door and think:
"OnStartTouch | DoorLivingRoom | open --- On StartTouch | DoorLivingRoom | close | After a Delay of 3 seconds"
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I've gotten so used to having E bound to ent_fire !picker while testing that I tried to long-distance grab something IRL.
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The other day I hit F9 to "compile" my term paper. I'm more used to hitting that than Ctrl-P. 
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You know you've been doing too much Hammer when you think other people are npcs, and the world is made up of brushes with misaligned textures.
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Old thread. But still...
You know you've been doing too much hammer when you entertain yourself for an hour switching three lamps on and off, watching the nine lightmaps change.
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When your favorite department store is the one with the most aligned floor tiles. (Kohl's)
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When you see a massive explosion on the news and think "Whoa, someone really turned up that explosion radius keyvalue!"
Edit: Yes, I know this is a little insensitive, but I actually did think that once, then I thought "WTF people died/got hurt in the explosion"
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Aren't you banned? And that's horrible.
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FelixGriffin wrote:
Aren't you banned? And that's horrible.
Yeah, I only come on once in a while when someone tells me about something going on here.
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ChickenMobile wrote:
Although... sometimes I dream aboutcheesehammer.
I think most of us here dream about cheese Hammer.
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...when you press z to move the camera in a modeling program, and then proceed to look for the clipping tool.
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...when you accidentally type chat messages in to the console rather than Steam chat >_<
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That's happened so many times.
When you try to find out what entities used to make your friend work are.
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Another Bad Pun wrote:
One fateful night I dreamt that I had made an amazing map. That map was so fantastic it would go on to earn itself a twp spotlight, become the #1 map in the workshop, and later be recognized by Valve. It was a glorious dream fit for that glorious map I had made......But then I woke up. My dreams shattered, I wept and went into hiding for about 5 minutes. Then I attempted to reconstruct that map I had made while dreaming, hoping to capture just a shimmer of that brilliance... But, alas, I could not remember anything about the map.
I now feel very sad.
ditto lol.
josepezdj wrote:
OMG! When you are about to take a shower early in the morning and you realize your shower is suspiciously similar to the elevator:
This is how my shower looks like...
WTF???
***EDIT:*** [Cough]... Image edited. I lowered down the toliet lid...
i lol'd so hard when i saw that, HA!
my turn.
...when you realise an hour later that all you've been doing is moving the camera around the map and pressing control s.
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New James Bond Movie wrote:
We can't keep hiding in the shadows, there are no more shadows.
Wanna guess what I thought of when I heard that?
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When you find that your VScripts contain long sections of wasdwasdwasdwasd, which you typed while trying to move the cursor.
EDIT: When you compulsively hit Ctrl-S while typing this reply and end up saving copies of edit.php to your Maps folder.