You Know You've Been Doing Too Much Hammer When...

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wrathofmobius
216 Posts
Posted Aug 28, 2012
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When your alarm goes off and instead of clicking "snooze" you think "ent_fire alarm Volume 0"

And nice job wstrika.

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wstrika
200 Posts
Posted Aug 30, 2012
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So I guess I was right. Go figure.
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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Sep 06, 2012
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wrathofmobius wrote:
When your alarm goes off and instead of clicking "snooze" you think "ent_fire alarm Volume 0"

And nice job wstrika.

Why not just "volume 0"? Then nothing will make you up.

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josepezdj
2,386 Posts
Posted Sep 07, 2012
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portal2tenacious wrote:
Why jot just "volume 0"?

Because that would turn you into a trigger

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Ace_StorM
75 Posts
Posted Sep 07, 2012
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... you sit in school writing a test and you think:
"Okay, now let's parent the pen to my hand!"

... you want to go through a door and think:
"OnStartTouch | DoorLivingRoom | open --- On StartTouch | DoorLivingRoom | close | After a Delay of 3 seconds"

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Sep 08, 2012
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I've gotten so used to having E bound to ent_fire !picker while testing that I tried to long-distance grab something IRL.
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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Nov 08, 2012
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The other day I hit F9 to "compile" my term paper. I'm more used to hitting that than Ctrl-P.
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AD_79p2
103 Posts
Posted Nov 25, 2012
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You know you've been doing too much Hammer when you think other people are npcs, and the world is made up of brushes with misaligned textures.
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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Nov 25, 2012
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Old thread. But still...

You know you've been doing too much hammer when you entertain yourself for an hour switching three lamps on and off, watching the nine lightmaps change.

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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Nov 26, 2012
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When your favorite department store is the one with the most aligned floor tiles. (Kohl's)
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HalfPortalLife3
20 Posts
Posted Nov 26, 2012
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When you see a massive explosion on the news and think "Whoa, someone really turned up that explosion radius keyvalue!"

Edit: Yes, I know this is a little insensitive, but I actually did think that once, then I thought "WTF people died/got hurt in the explosion"

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Nov 26, 2012
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Aren't you banned? And that's horrible.
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HalfPortalLife3
20 Posts
Posted Nov 26, 2012
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FelixGriffin wrote:
Aren't you banned? And that's horrible.

Yeah, I only come on once in a while when someone tells me about something going on here.

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AD_79p2
103 Posts
Posted Dec 01, 2012
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ChickenMobile wrote:
Although... sometimes I dream about cheese hammer.

I think most of us here dream about cheese Hammer.

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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Dec 22, 2012
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...when you press z to move the camera in a modeling program, and then proceed to look for the clipping tool.
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LoneWolf2056
193 Posts
Posted Jan 06, 2013
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...when you accidentally type chat messages in to the console rather than Steam chat >_<
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CamBen
973 Posts
Posted Jan 15, 2013
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That's happened so many times.

When you try to find out what entities used to make your friend work are.

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tile
380 Posts
Posted Jan 16, 2013
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Another Bad Pun wrote:
One fateful night I dreamt that I had made an amazing map. That map was so fantastic it would go on to earn itself a twp spotlight, become the #1 map in the workshop, and later be recognized by Valve. It was a glorious dream fit for that glorious map I had made...

...But then I woke up. My dreams shattered, I wept and went into hiding for about 5 minutes. Then I attempted to reconstruct that map I had made while dreaming, hoping to capture just a shimmer of that brilliance... But, alas, I could not remember anything about the map.

I now feel very sad.

ditto lol.

josepezdj wrote:
OMG! When you are about to take a shower early in the morning and you realize your shower is suspiciously similar to the elevator:

This is how my shower looks like...

WTF???

***EDIT:*** [Cough]... Image edited. I lowered down the toliet lid...

i lol'd so hard when i saw that, HA!

my turn.

...when you realise an hour later that all you've been doing is moving the camera around the map and pressing control s.

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portal2tenacious
393 Posts
Posted Jan 24, 2013
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New James Bond Movie wrote:
We can't keep hiding in the shadows, there are no more shadows.

Wanna guess what I thought of when I heard that?

mat_fullbright 1

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FelixGriffin
2,680 Posts
Posted Jan 24, 2013
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When you find that your VScripts contain long sections of wasdwasdwasdwasd, which you typed while trying to move the cursor.

EDIT: When you compulsively hit Ctrl-S while typing this reply and end up saving copies of edit.php to your Maps folder.