Here's one
One day atlas was making a pea's body by potatoes he just finished it then he said "I just made Peabody " then p-body came up thinking that he just called him.how funny. Hahahahahaha 
CORNY JOKES ARE CORNY
"How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." Chell jumps
"How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." Chell jumps
THEY DON'T CALL HIM CAVE FOR NOTHIN'
Atlas: 6c 6f 73 74 20 69 6e 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 69 6f 6e
(100% stealed )
TheTobbell wrote:
P-Body to Atlas: Wheres your home?Atlas: 6c 6f 73 74 20 69 6e 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 69 6f 6e
(100% stealed
Henry wrote:
Mine is..."How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." Chell jumps
I'm confused as to why someone would copy the post before them. My favourite joke isn't from the actual game, but from the PTI trailer when Cave asks [I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know it by heart],
"Why are they agreeing to this? They're not, we're tricking them."
Ultiman9711 wrote:
Henry wrote:Mine is...
"How are you doing? Because I'm a potato." -GLaDOs
and
"Say Apple, Aaaaaple." Chell jumps
I'm confused as to why someone would copy the post before them. My favourite joke isn't from the actual game, but from the PTI trailer when Cave asks [I'm paraphrasing here, I don't know it by heart],
"Why are they agreeing to this? They're not, we're tricking them."
My guess is that he created an account, something messed up with his computer, like a bluescreen or the internet going down, he assumed that he didn't have an account anymore, came up with a new username, reposted because he couldn't find his old post, then both cropped up at once. Note that they both have the same location and ... their posts both contain links to random business websutes?That is entirely speculation though.
Maybe one day I'll edit this post with a joke.
Although I would like to petition to open this thread up to Hammer jokes as well.
RubbishyUsername wrote:
Although I would like to petition to open this thread up to Hammer jokes as well.
Okay.
krishiv2 wrote:
P-body saw an ASHPD and atlas told him it is fake and he couldn't see it because P-body saw it in Chell's dream by dream seeing machine.
Portal Dreams Mod? anyone?
Cave: You stole MY PORTALS!!!!
Pierre Chang: All right, all right, break it up you two! Fighting isn't going to change anything... (and it sure isn't helping me change those numbers, either...)[/obscure-ish reference]