So I made GLaDOS talk
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SATURDAYS ARE FOR JERKING. ALSO CLAMPING, HAMMERING, AND SQUEEZING. CARRY ON.
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Umm... okay, who the hell put MALCom's 3x2-FoulLang Chipset in GLaDOS?
Hello, GLaDOS? Are you all right? Should I get some cake for you?
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Posted Apr 04, 2008
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I PREFER PIE, CAKE. ALSO ICE CREAM. I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY). ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE.
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What the hell? She replied only a few seconds after me?
What the hell is wrong with you, GLaDOS!? You are breaking my heart!
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IT'S A HOLE CITY. A CITY FILLED WITH HOLES. I UNDERSTAND I AM BEING ABSTRACT HERE BUT THAT IS MY NATURE.
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GLaDOS, stop that this instance or I'm calling MALCom, GLaDOS Jr. GLaDOS 2 and all the other crazy computer AI's, including HAL.
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Posted Apr 04, 2008
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WHEN STUCK, REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: THERE'S A HOLE IN THE SKY THROUGH WHICH THINGS CAN FLY.
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I'm not stuck at all, and I like your other 2 motto's more:
No One Owns The Future Yet
and
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
What's with the Bring Your Daughter To Work Day anyway?
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Oi, GLaDOS, do you have cake for us??
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I AM HALF OFF WITH A LUCKY REWARDS CARD.
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Oi, GLaDOS, do you have cake for us??
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I AM SO GAY RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER COME DOWN. WELL OFF TO THE TOILET. I SAID OFF TO THE TOILET.
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Posted Apr 04, 2008
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GLaDOS, do you know what?
I have kidnapped Companion Cube. I made him shaped like a sphere.
I have kidnapped Companion Cube. I made him shaped like a sphere.
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Posted Apr 04, 2008
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YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT. <SFX: RAPE>
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GLaDOS you are so fuggin sexxxy you turn my floppy drive into a hard drive.
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I ASKED YOU TO WAIT THIRTY MINUTES BEFORE LICKING ANOTHER DICK. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HORRIBLE PAIN IN THE BELLY. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SWEAR YOU UNLICKED THEM ON PURPOSE.
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Glados holds many surprises for everyone. 
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DO YOU YAHOO???????? I YAHOOD ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UP WITH DICK.
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I think this has gone too far glados
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. NO. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. OK TAKING IT NOW. REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES).