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Posted May 23, 2008
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YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE. I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE.
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msleeper
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Posted May 23, 2008
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Sometimes she say stuff from Portal.
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Posted May 23, 2008
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I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS.
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Doomsday192
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Posted May 23, 2008
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well im impressed
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pestchamber
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Posted May 23, 2008
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ok... ok ... ... GLaDOS what was your comment on the entry of testchamber 9?

The Enrichment center regrats (think its the word lol) to inform you that this next test is impossible.

nooo! you turned her off?

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Posted May 23, 2008
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YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS.
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BOY HAVE I LEARNED THE RULES OF DICK. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
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IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! I-I-I-I-I-... WEEEE ARE PLEASED THAT YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE FINAL CHALLENGE WHERE WE PRETENDED WE WERE GOING TO MURDER YOU. WE ARE VERY VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR SUCCESS. WE ARE THROWING A PARTY IN HONOR OF YOUR TREMENDOUS SUCCESS. PLACE THE DEVICE ON THE GROUND, THEN LIE ON YOUR STOMACH WITH YOUR ARMS AT YOUR SIDES. A PARTY ASSOCIATE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY TO COLLECT YOU FOR YOUR PARTY. MAKE NO FURTHER ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE TESTING AREA. ASSUME THE 'PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION' OR YOU WILL MISS THE PARTY.
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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
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msleeper
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Posted May 23, 2008
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pestchamber wrote:
ok... ok ... ... GLaDOS what was your comment on the entry of testchamber 9?

nooo! you turned her off?

No she should be working.

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THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK. SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT.
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Posted May 23, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS.

ROFL

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Posted May 23, 2008
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YAY!!!!! KEVIN IS FREE TO ROAM THE EARTH AND SUCK COCK AND GET OLD AND DIE.
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Posted May 23, 2008
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GLaDOS: Is kevin free to roam the earth?
Doomsday1: Btw msleeper feel free to roam the earth?

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Posted May 23, 2008
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I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.
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Doomsday192
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Posted May 23, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
Doomsday1: You are the only thing standing between us is that okay with you? I mean, seriously now... Ok fine. Do touch it. Pick it up and there's a cake spy with a thrill of horror. No. Nadia wanted to make my eyeballs itch.

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Posted May 23, 2008
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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND BALLS AND GAY DADS.
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pestchamber
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Posted May 23, 2008
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msleeper wrote:
No she should be working.

no its was just she was on a new page

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Posted May 23, 2008
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IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS. ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE.