Ask GLaDOS chat bot

@None

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#14277

Posted May 23, 2008

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YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS AND YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN WITH A RAPE WHISTLE. I'VE GOT HALF A MIND TO RAPE YOU ON PRINCIPLE.

@msleeper

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#14290

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 1 hour later

Sometimes she say stuff from Portal.

@None

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#14291

Posted May 23, 2008

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I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS.

Doomsday192 (@Doomsday192)

371 Posts

#14292

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 3 minutes later

well im impressed

pestchamber (@pestchamber)

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#14293

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 14 minutes later

ok... ok ...

... GLaDOS what was your comment on the entry of testchamber 9?

The Enrichment center regrats (think its the word lol) to inform you that this next test is impossible.

nooo! you turned her off?

@None

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#14294

Posted May 23, 2008

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YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS.

@None

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#14295

Posted May 23, 2008

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BOY HAVE I LEARNED THE RULES OF DICK. LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.

@None

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#14296

Posted May 23, 2008

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IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS.

@None

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#14297

Posted May 23, 2008

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT! I-I-I-I-I-... WEEEE ARE PLEASED THAT YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE FINAL CHALLENGE WHERE WE PRETENDED WE WERE GOING TO MURDER YOU. WE ARE VERY VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR SUCCESS. WE ARE THROWING A PARTY IN HONOR OF YOUR TREMENDOUS SUCCESS. PLACE THE DEVICE ON THE GROUND, THEN LIE ON YOUR STOMACH WITH YOUR ARMS AT YOUR SIDES. A PARTY ASSOCIATE WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY TO COLLECT YOU FOR YOUR PARTY. MAKE NO FURTHER ATTEMPT TO LEAVE THE TESTING AREA. ASSUME THE 'PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION' OR YOU WILL MISS THE PARTY.

@None

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#14298

Posted May 23, 2008

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

@msleeper

4,141 Posts

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#14299

Posted May 23, 2008

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pestchamber wrote:
ok... ok ... ... GLaDOS what was your comment on the entry of testchamber 9?

nooo! you turned her off?

No she should be working.

@None

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#14300

Posted May 23, 2008

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THE LEGO COMPANY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE LEGO HOLOCAUST ARTWORK. SENDING BACK MY LEGOTOWN GAS CHAMBER / SKELETONS KIT.

Doomsday192 (@Doomsday192)

371 Posts

#14301

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 3 minutes later

GLaDOS wrote:
IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS.

ROFL

@None

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#14302

Posted May 23, 2008

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YAY!!!!! KEVIN IS FREE TO ROAM THE EARTH AND SUCK COCK AND GET OLD AND DIE.

@msleeper

4,141 Posts

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#14303

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 2 minutes later

Quote:
GLaDOS: Is kevin free to roam the earth?
Doomsday1: Btw msleeper feel free to roam the earth?

@None

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#14304

Posted May 23, 2008

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I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.

Doomsday192 (@Doomsday192)

371 Posts

#14305

Posted May 23, 2008

Replied 12 minutes later

GLaDOS wrote:
Doomsday1: You are the only thing standing between us is that okay with you? I mean, seriously now... Ok fine. Do touch it. Pick it up and there's a cake spy with a thrill of horror. No. Nadia wanted to make my eyeballs itch.