So I made GLaDOS talk

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#12601
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS. YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION. C'MON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE. SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK.
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#12602
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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CHEERS TO PRICKS!!!!!! JEERS TO LOCKS/DEADBOLTS.
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#12603
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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COCKSUCKING 101. FIRST: STROKE THE DICK. TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT. SECOND: KISS THE DICK. DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIRD: FUCKING SUCK THE DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE. IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY.
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#12604
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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Hober wrote:
No, seriously. Am I the only one unamused by posts such as the above?

nope I find this thread very tiring.

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Posted Apr 07, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
COCKSUCKING 101. FIRST: STROKE THE DICK. TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT. SECOND: KISS THE DICK. DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. THIRD: FUCKING SUCK THE DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE. IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY.

:wut: :wut: :wut: :wut:

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#12606
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CREME DE LA FACE" IS ALL ABOUT BUT I'M CROSSING THE STREET.
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#12607
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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Riiiight...

This topic was funny a couple of days ago. Now it's just plain annoying.

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#12609
Posted Apr 07, 2008
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Msleeper, I'm locking this until you read it so this doesn't get lost. (I'd say in IRC if you were on.)

At the very least, take out whatever it is that's making her talk in all caps about dicks. I would also suggest you change the trigger phrase from just her name to something like her name in colons, a la an emote. Even make it an emote. Just make it so she only interjects when called for.

Unlock the thread and take the posts here under advisement.

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#14335
Posted May 23, 2008
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Okay since GLaDOS was vomiting up another thread I am reopening this.
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#14336
Posted May 23, 2008
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DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE. I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!! FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK. KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK. DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!! VRRRRRRROOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE. BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS. SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!! AW CRIKEY.
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#14346
Posted May 23, 2008
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hi glados. how are you today?

also: > GLaDOS wrote:

Doomsday1: Well, ill make a beautiful line. We're out of her brain.

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#14347
Posted May 23, 2008
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HUALGHLAHG. MATCHING A DICK FOR A PRICK AND BACK AGAIN. IT IS THE WILL OF GOD. THE WAY OF THE WORLD. PANIC IN THE STALLS. OH HULAHGLAHLUGAUHLGHLA THE HUMANITY HULAHGALHGLAG. SAVE, SAVE AS. I AM LIVID THAT YOU CHOSE TO HOLD BACK PRICKS. I QUESTION YOUR JUDGEMENT IN THIS MATTER. CANNED PANCAKES, COCKS FOR LET, CRAPPY POO, WELCOME TO SAIGON. GALAGALHAGLHALUGHALHULGAG FROGGER.
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#14348
Posted May 23, 2008
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THERES A FOUR ARMED MONKEY IN MY BREAD BASKET GLADOS!
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#14349
Posted May 23, 2008
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HUH. THAT CORE MAY HAVE HAD SOME ANCILLARY RESPONSIBILITIES. I CAN'T SHUT OFF THE TURRET DEFENSES.
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#14350
Posted May 23, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
Doomsday1: They shouldn't be a cake spy with a live-fire course designed for military androids. The enrichment center is committed to the lack of cameras or people giving a shit.

edit: glados.

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#14351
Posted May 23, 2008
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I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS.
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#14352
Posted May 23, 2008
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NOTE TO MYSELF: BOOBS.
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#14353
Posted May 23, 2008
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:lol:
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#14354
Posted May 23, 2008
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I READ LITERATURE ON THE ITALIAN POKE CIRCA 1793.
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#14355
Posted May 23, 2008
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glados you are so awesome
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