So I made GLaDOS talk
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AARGH! THAT'S IT!
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Dang, forgot I don't yet have my license...
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Posted Oct 29, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.
Your business is appreciated, GLaDOS 
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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I'M GOING TO LICK THESE STONE COLD DICKS.
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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Why, WHY would you do that to us GlaDos?
oh, and cake?
oh, and cake?
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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OH YEAH. I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL. WAIT. SECOND PRETTIEST.
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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This is pretty much my favorite thread ever.
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WELL DONE, ANDROID. THE ENRICHMENT CENTER ONCE AGAIN REMINDS YOU THAT ANDROID HELL IS A REAL PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE SENT AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DEFIANCE.
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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Finally, she is starting to make sense again (IE: say the equally retarded things we all know and have heard a thousand times when replaying old chambers or custom maps with GLaDOS vocals in them)
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS.
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I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?
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SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT: COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS.
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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You and I should hang out together GLaDOS. I believe we might be the only females here.
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P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG" BECAUSE I WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS. HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG. MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.
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This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Right GLaDOS?
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING.
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jrlauer wrote:
I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?
667 phrases to be exact.
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.
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GLaDOS wrote:
START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.
The wonders of zero-indexed number systems.
P.S. Any idea why she puts in line breaks at the ends of her posts? Are the quote strings '\n' terminated?
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LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE. SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS.
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I don't know. Maybe.