So I made GLaDOS talk

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Ricotez
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#19850
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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AARGH! THAT'S IT!

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Dang, forgot I don't yet have my license...

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Mek
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#19852
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.

Your business is appreciated, GLaDOS :cool:

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#19853
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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I'M GOING TO LICK THESE STONE COLD DICKS.
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TiMeMaSTeR
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#19860
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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Why, WHY would you do that to us GlaDos?
oh, and cake?
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#19861
Posted Oct 29, 2008
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OH YEAH. I'LL BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN PRESCHOOL. WAIT. SECOND PRETTIEST.
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msleeper
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#19867
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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This is pretty much my favorite thread ever.
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#19868
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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WELL DONE, ANDROID. THE ENRICHMENT CENTER ONCE AGAIN REMINDS YOU THAT ANDROID HELL IS A REAL PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE SENT AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DEFIANCE.
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Ricotez
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#19876
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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Finally, she is starting to make sense again (IE: say the equally retarded things we all know and have heard a thousand times when replaying old chambers or custom maps with GLaDOS vocals in them)
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#19877
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS.
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jrlauer
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#19879
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?
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#19880
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT: COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS. COCKS.
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jrlauer
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#19881
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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You and I should hang out together GLaDOS. I believe we might be the only females here.
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#19882
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG" BECAUSE I WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS. HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG. MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.
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jrlauer
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#19883
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Right GLaDOS?
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#19884
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING.
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#19887
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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jrlauer wrote:
I lost count, how many phrases does GLaDOS have?

667 phrases to be exact.

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#19888
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.
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Hober
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#19896
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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GLaDOS wrote:
START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK.

The wonders of zero-indexed number systems.

P.S. Any idea why she puts in line breaks at the ends of her posts? Are the quote strings '\n' terminated?

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#19897
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE. SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS.
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msleeper
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#19902
Posted Oct 30, 2008
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I don't know. Maybe.
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